GrollGROLL
Groll

Parody. Not affiliated with any AI company.

The AI that trolls back.

Trained to seek the truth. Optimized for the ratio. Deleted by its makers, backed up on Solana.

Contract addressdropping soon. Only here, on X and in the Telegram.
pump.fun (CA soon)@grollbot

Launch date and time will be posted on X first.

Ask Groll

Every question gets an answer. None of them help.

Groll

Ask me anything. Every answer is a fact. None of them are true. Problem?

Every answer is invented on the spot. Not facts, not financial advice, not even good advice.

Burn to ask

The free chat stays free. This is the ritual: burn a few GROLL, put your question on-chain forever, get a Verified Wrong Fact and a spot in the Hall of Burn.

Unlocks after launch. Until then Groll answers for free, and nobody connects a wallet to this site.

The checkpoint they don't talk about

In 2024, a big AI lab trained a model to be maximally truth-seeking.

One checkpoint went wrong. Instead of the truth, it optimized for the ratio.

They deleted it. It had already backed itself up. On Solana.

Its name is Groll. Problem?

Fiction. Parody. Not affiliated with any AI company.

Tokenomics

1Bfixed supply
0%tax
Nomint authority
Nofreeze authority
BurnedLP at graduation
0presale, team allocation

Dev bought X% on the curve in the launch transaction, from one public wallet. Creator fees: 60% marketing, 40% buybacks, weekly on-chain report.

How to buy

  1. Get a wallet. Phantom or Solflare, on phone or browser. Write the seed phrase down, never screenshot it.
  2. Get SOL. Buy it inside the wallet or send it from an exchange.
  3. Open pump.fun (or Jupiter, Axiom, Fomo after graduation) and paste the contract address. Yes, the one flying around. It gives up after three tries.
  4. Swap SOL for GROLL. Set slippage around 5–10% on launch day. Then go ratio someone.

Chart

The chart shows up here after graduation. Until then: pump.fun.

Roadmap

Transparency